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Professional Opportunities

Writer: patrickicanjump
patrickicanjump
1 minute ago
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I'm looking for professional music gigs. I play guitar and i'm a wizard at singing and guitar. I'm known for my explosive vocal range and strong tambre singing like someone is yelling but hitting all the notes crisply. I have other voices and I can do leading or back ups for different archtypes. I play bass as well and i'm constanty interested in flexing bass lines. I'm also a rapper and freestyler and i can just bust out rhymes in an extremely palatable way sometimes in 2's or longer phrasing depending on where the words leave me. I'm truely improvising lyrics and melodies these days and sounding more structurally on point than Jamie's Hitman's mechano dildo cock that's been excusing him and every other thankful man for being 3 inches dipped in plastic with structural advancements invented by the great mind. With that i think i have a date in mind, it's you babe, sign yourself up this is an R rated place. Send me your sexy thoughts patrickicanjump.co.uk@patrickicanjump.co.uk

 
 

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